Seven-year Old Humor

This is what I overheard when Will and his friend were being silly:

Wanna hear a dirty joke? hehehe
Sure
The horse fell in the mud. hehehe
I don't get it.
The horse fell in the mud...the mud is dirty... hehehe
That isn't funny
That's what a dirty joke is
What?
Dirty jokes are jokes that aren't funny. It's 'spose to be that way.
Hahaha. I get it now. You're funny.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cheese
Interrupt...
CHEESE!
What?
I interrupted you with "cheese"
Oh.
Sorry I interrupted you.
That's okay.

What kind of cheese is not yours?
I don't know. Yours?
Nacho cheese.
Huh? I always eat nachos.
Nacho...you know not-yo' cheese.
Oh. I get it! That IS funny. But I like maple syrup on my nachos.
Is that a joke?
No. I really do.
That's funny. Not haha-funny... gross.